The [James Bond](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond) series focuses on a fictional British Secret Service agent created in 1953 by writer Ian Fleming, who featured him in twelve novels and two short-story collections. Since Fleming's death in 1964.... Disclaimer - _delabs or dapj has made this page for entertainment. it does not imply that this website endorses the activities of bond or his employer._ > When I wrote the first one in 1953, I wanted Bond to be an extremely dull, uninteresting man to whom things happened; I wanted him to be a blunt instrument ... when I was casting around for a name for my protagonist I thought by God, \[James Bond\] is the dullest name I ever heard. > > **Ian Fleming** ## Types of Bond ##  ## Wearable Tech of Bond Smartwatch+ types used by James Bond, the pioneer in Wearable Technology. Thanks to Bond; every Tom, Dick and Harry Potter can now defuse Nuclear Bombs with eyes closed.  ## Return of Bond 1 Extra! Extra! Extra! Read all about it. Jackie Chan is the next James Bond.  2 James Bond is no more, but life goes on. "No Time to Die" is the end ? The End of Bond has plunged the UK Economy into a crisis. Now it is more like "No Money to Buy"! The Resurrection of James Bond is imminent. That is the only way you can Revive the Global Economy.  3 Batman, Spiderman and Superman together schemed the End of James Bond. I overheard them sketching an Intricate plot to get rid of 007, in a Wayside Tea House. It was all about Ratings. 4 ## Russian Love A Russian Nuclear Submarine patrolling the Arctic Ocean Floor, spots Bond's Frozen body in a Large Floating Iceberg. ? The KGB quickly shifted the Frozen Remains of James Bond to the Brezhnev Institute for Advanced Cybernetics in Interior Siberia.  5 The Ace Scientists at the Brezhnev Institute for Advanced Cybernetics or BIAC; transplant Bond's Brain into a Cyborg receptacle. The Bond Cyborg in now interfaced to the Ultra Supercomputer GreyData and Bond's Brain is Transcoded. The Valuable Bond Disks are Mirrored, Vaulted and Archived in Six Secure and Secret Locations distributed around the world.  6 ## The Girls of Bond Eighteen Terabytes of Bond data had to be Preprocessed before it can be Analyzed and the Bond Spyware curdled for Bionic Implementations. The AI Engine Module is revved up in the Ultra Supercomputer GreyData. A Simple High Level Command .. Archive @\*Bond!Mem?Girls\*$ precipitates the cream of around 340 Megabytes of Bond Spyware Data. (The Archived Bond Girls data of over 17 Terabytes is auctioned to Magazines)  AI - Artificial Intelligence that combats Natural Human Dumbness NHD. 7 Meanwhile deep inside the Taklamakan Desert, within the Shennong Bionic and Organic Labs or SBOL, a 3D Image of Jackie Chan ....  8 The cast of Carry on Bond or can we say "Return of Bond" will include ....   --- [Entertainment Weekly The Ultimate Guide to James Bond](https://archive.org/embed/entertainment-weekly-the-ultimate-guide-to-james-bond-2020-b) Inside this stand-alone special issue, you'll find breakout stories on each of the six Bonds, behind-the-scene photos, and a deep dive into the legacy of the MI6 agent.